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:P aaaa today aaaa I want to do something a little bit different aaaa :P in neuro-linguistic programming the foundation of the entire field ..... is based on a simple notion :P long time ago aaaa :P i when i was doing hypnosis, I, suddenly dorned on me :P that, if you could hypnotise people and get them to do things that they couldn't do normally :P what what was going on :P and and I started thinking about it in a much broder sense because there were many people who very talented at certain things :P and, NLP gives you the ability to ask very precise questions about consciousness :P and, it started out with spelling there were kids that that could spell and kids that couldn't spell I happen to be one of the once that had no idea how to -spell most words :P because they told me that you should spell them (up) phonetically :P and you can't even spell phonetics phonetically that its comes out p-ho-nics :P and this morning on television there was one of the politicians here locally announcing how they had to go back to using phonetics as foundation of learning to read :P and unfortunatelly in english most words aren't really that phonetic words like caught :P are realy cu-nd-ght :P that we have silent letters and long vowels and all kinds of strange things that sound more like a hypnotic induction :P than anything else :P now it went further than that I think alot of my teachers were actually a very vicious hypnotists :P that they did things to me for example :P when I was I was in a fourth grade :P they came and they handed me a little plastic flute about this big .... and a piece of shit music and and on shit music was a wonderful song called yankee doodle dandy :P not one of my favourites :P and they said this is a this is every good boy does fine and the spaces were face and and I didn't even know what they were talking about :P and they said learn to play this song :P: and I went home and I blew in a thing and it sounded horrible so I didn't do it :P then the day before we were supposed to be tested on it I I tryded I tried to remember the song I went let's see it's yankee doodle something or other and I went (звуки игры) :P and I took it and I went into the class and all this kids went (звуки игры) and I went (звуки игры) and they looked at me and they said you are not musical took my flute away said I couldn't be in a band and said you'd never learn to play music :P now since then I've written an equivavelnt of over thirty-five symphonies :P and the musics on the you know the personal enhancement series and all of hose hypnosis tapes and all kinds of other things :P I've written a music for television commercial when I worked for ad agencies I scored a whole symphony with orcherstra :P so they weren't exactly right :P but then [...] stubborn :P they also did something else to me they, they took me in a art class :P I got in trouble in one class so they pulled me out of class and they said the only thing I can do was art :P so they stuck me in a art class because I got in a fight with a teacher I was a bad boy :P and the art teacher stuck a fruit ball on a table :P and she said to she said she said everyone is going to draw a fruit ball :P and they handed us these... :P I don't know they were they were colored cranes or something :P and and I drew something that looked like somebody sneezed color onto the paper :P the guy next to me drew something that looked like a photograph :P and I kept looking at it going [...] how's he doing this you know and he was like doo-doo-doo-doo [напевает и изображает размахи кисточкой] shading everything :P and the teacher came up and took it and she shook her head and looked at me disgustingly she said wooooo [мотает головой]. You're not artistic :P and I went 'not artistic' [качает головой] :P when I was 29 years old roughly walking down the street of new york :P I was staying at the barbason plasa and my wife and I were walking down the street and we walked in front of an art store and my wife said to me she said uh let's get some stuff and paint :P and I looked at her and went I am not artistic

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