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1. :P aaaa today aaaa I want to do something a little bit different aaaa
2. :P in neuro-linguistic programming the foundation of the entire field ..... is based on a simple notion
3. :P long time ago aaaa
4. :P i when i was doing hypnosis, I, suddenly dorned on me
5. :P that, if you could hypnotise people and get them to do things that they couldn't do normally
6. :P what what was going on
7. :P and and I started thinking about it in a much broder sense because there were many people who very talented at certain things
8. :P and, NLP gives you the ability to ask very precise questions about consciousness
9. :P and, it started out with spelling there were kids that that could spell and kids that couldn't spell I happen to be one of the once that had no idea how to -spell most words
10. :P because they told me that you should spell them (up) phonetically
11. :P and you can't even spell phonetics phonetically that its comes out p-ho-nics
12. :P and this morning on television there was one of the politicians here locally announcing how they had to go back to using phonetics as foundation of learning to read
13. :P and unfortunatelly in english most words aren't really that phonetic words like caught
14. :P are realy cu-nd-ght
15. :P that we have silent letters and long vowels and all kinds of strange things that sound more like a hypnotic induction
16. :P than anything else
17. :P now it went further than that I think alot of my teachers were actually a very vicious hypnotists
18. :P that they did things to me for example
19. :P when I was I was in a fourth grade
20. :P they came and they handed me a little plastic flute about this big .... and a piece of shit music and and on shit music was a wonderful song called yankee doodle dandy
21. :P not one of my favourites
22. :P and they said this is a this is every good boy does fine and the spaces were face and and I didn't even know what they were talking about
23. :P and they said learn to play this song
24. :P: and I went home and I blew in a thing and it sounded horrible so I didn't do it
25. :P then the day before we were supposed to be tested on it I I tryded I tried to remember the song I went let's see it's yankee doodle something or other and I went (звуки игры)
26. :P and I took it and I went into the class and all this kids went (звуки игры) and I went (звуки игры) and they looked at me and they said you are not musical took my flute away said I couldn't be in a band and said you'd never learn to play music
27. :P now since then I've written an equivavelnt of over thirty-five symphonies
28. :P and the musics on the you know the personal enhancement series and all of hose hypnosis tapes and all kinds of other things
29. :P I've written a music for television commercial when I worked for ad agencies I scored a whole symphony with orcherstra
30. :P so they weren't exactly right
31. :P but then [...] stubborn
32. :P they also did something else to me they, they took me in a art class
33. :P I got in trouble in one class so they pulled me out of class and they said the only thing I can do was art
34. :P so they stuck me in a art class because I got in a fight with a teacher I was a bad boy
35. :P and the art teacher stuck a fruit ball on a table
36. :P and she said to she said she said everyone is going to draw a fruit ball
37. :P and they handed us these...
38. :P I don't know they were they were colored cranes or something
39. :P and and I drew something that looked like somebody sneezed color onto the paper
40. :P the guy next to me drew something that looked like a photograph
41. :P and I kept looking at it going [...] how's he doing this you know and he was like doo-doo-doo-doo [напевает и изображает размахи кисточкой] shading everything
42. :P and the teacher came up and took it and she shook her head and looked at me disgustingly she said wooooo [мотает головой]. You're not artistic
43. :P and I went 'not artistic' [качает головой]
44. :P when I was 29 years old roughly walking down the street of new york

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