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bavi в посте Metapractice (оригинал в ЖЖ)

You turn all the lights out, throw a TV dinner in there, leave the aluminum foil on the top, and you get a light show and dinner!
Of course the microwave doesn’t last long, but then I bring it back and I go, “It’s broken— under warranty.” Ha ha ha ha!
Fools that you are giving me something under warranty.
Because I’m always afraid it’ll break after the warranty, so I make sure that it breaks before the warranty.
It’s like the thing they have when you rent cars where they go, you can take out the insurance and get to wreck the car— for free.
I think that is . . . if any of you have children you’re going to teach to drive, don’t use your own car, man, just give them one of those.
Take them out, and have them demolish the thing.
I mean, I just think that is one of the best deals, ever.
And it used to be six bucks, they upped it to ten . . . but for ten bucks you can go out and wreck a car, and I mean, you know, I think . . . I think the Avis people, when they first said … and I said, “You mean, you’re going to give me insurance and if I pay six bucks I don’t have to pay anything if I damage this car?”
And they’ll always look at you and go, “Yeah.”
So I used to take them out and just smack into poles and stuff.
I’d . . . I’d bring ’em back in there’d be nothing there but a chassis and doors kinda hanging only and they always go, “What happened?” and I’d go, “I don’t know, I parked in front of the 7-11 over there, and when I came out it was like this.”
Now, the thing about realizing what’s going on, is because, see, the . . . the car-rental people don’t think of it that way.
But if you realize that that’s a license to do what you want, then the thing that they’re counting on is that you have automated processes that say, “D on’t wreck this car!”
Right? It’s not in your nature to get into the car and say, “I’m going to wreck this car.”
Except every once in a while.
But you have automated processes that tell you to do things like not eat and follow those four prin . . . those four principles aren’t news to you, are they?
You eat fresh food, you eat at regular intervals, you exercise a little bit, and you eat stuff that’s good for you, and you don’t eat too much of it.
And you don’t need to be a rocket scientist to know that.
You have to be a rocket scientist to do it. Right!
Because rocket scientists have no conscious minds. It’s your conscious mi . . .
He, he, you can’t laugh, you have to leave the room, okay? Or you must go into trance, too.
Now what w e’re gonna do is w e’re gonna have a little talk with your unconscious.
Because, see, your unconscious knows how to control compulsions because you know what weight you would like to be, right?
Okay, now can you make a picture in your mind of where you would like to be, clear, focused, rich image;
Now, what I want you to do is to keep looking at that image;
I’ll tell you when to open your eyes. You’ll know You’ll have no doubt. You won’t need an interpreter.
Okay, and don’t be nervous, be terrified of not getting what you want.
Because if you don’t learn to control your own life and your own happiness, because it’s not just about whether you lose 10 pounds or gain 10 pounds, b it’s about at any moment in time changing your ability to make a decision and stick to it.
Because if you quit smoking, gain weight, then you start dieting and you smoke, you’re playing ping-pong with your life.
Now, if you want to smoke, smoke. If you want to eat and be fat, eat and be fat.
But if you don’t want to you shouldn’t have to, as soon as you learn to control the unconscious portions of your mind.
Because the behaviors you learned, you learned only because you were bom and grew up.