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9 They also did something else to me. They, they took me in a art class. :P
I got in trouble in one class so they pulled me out of class and they said the only thing I can do was art. :P
So they stuck me in a art class because I got in a fight with a teacher, I was a bad boy. :P
And the art teacher stuck a fruit ball on a table. :P
And she said to me, she said, she said everyone is going to draw the fruit ball. :P
And they handed us these... :P :P
I don't know, they were they were colored crayones or something :P
and, and I drew something that looked like somebody sneezed color onto the paper. :P
The guy next to me drew something that looked like a photograph. :P
And I kept looking at it going [...] how's he doing this, you know. And he was like doo-doo-doo-doo [напевает и изображает размахи кисточкой] shading everything. :P
And the teacher came up and took it, and she shook her head and looked at me disgustingly. She said wooooo [мотает головой]. You're not artistic! :P
And I went 'not artistic' [качает головой]. :P :P
10 When I was 29 years old roughly walking down the street of New York. :P
I was staying at the Barbason Plasa. And my wife and I were walking down the street. And we walked in front of an art store. And my wife said to me, she said 'Uh! Let's get some stuff and paint'. :P
And I looked at her and went 'I am not artistic'. :P
And she went 'That's crazy! You do everything! Why wouldn't you be artistic?'. 'I'm not, I can't, I'm not artistic'. :P
Suddenly I went 'This sounds more like a post-hypnotic suggestion than reality!'. :P
So she bought a bunch of art supplies, took me up in a room. And she took pastels and said 'Just draw!'. And I looked at the paper and went .....[гримасничает]. Look at her and went [гримасничает]. She said 'Draw!'. And I went [гримасничает]. :P
And she took the, rip the stuff of the side and just took it went nyeeeeee! like that and then she pull out -this can of stuff and went tssssssss! :P
And I went [изображает нюханье]. :P :P
Suddenly I felt like drawing! :P:P:P

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