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Now I took a bunch of learning disabled children. Actually, I think they were teaching disabled :-P. That's my theory. My theory is that if you don't tell people how to do something they won't know how to /:-P звук/. And instead of teaching them phonetics, I took all the worse spellers on the fifth grade /:-P звук/ and I set them down and I said 'You know why you're here?'. 'Oh yeah, 'cause we're stupid!'. Now, I said 'Yep' :-P. But not as stupid as me :-P. So since you're stupid you have to learn to cheat and not get caught :-P. And they looked at me and went 'What?'. And I said let me show you how it's done :-P. So I held up the word 'color'. And I had the c red, and the o green, and the l blue, and the next zero oh I had something pink or something, and the r was a different color :-P. And because you guys don't even color the same way we do :-P. You guys are going 'Where is the u?' :-P. And I go 'It's in England!' :-P :-P. But then I held it up and I said 'Now make a picture of this word :-P in your mind!'.
And I said 'What color is the l?' :-P. The only way you can answer that is with a remembered image :-P. Because as soon as they started doing it that way then I show them all the words on their spelling test. They made pictures of them. And hit them in their mind :-P. They all went 'PHEHEHEHE' /:-P/. They went in and took their spelling tests and every single one of them got 100 percent :-P :-P.
So I was fired for doing Satanic writes :-P. I'm not even making that up. It would've never dorned on me :-P. But teacher came in and she said, she said 'What are you doing to this children?'. And I said 'Well, I'm teaching them what it really means to memorize'. Pictures :-P. And she looked at me and she said, she said 'Are you a Christian?'.

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