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meta_eugzol 16 июня 2010, 05:36 в посте Metapractice (оригинал в ЖЖ)

Now it went further than that. I think alot of my teachers were actually a very vicious hypnotists :-P. That they did things to me. For example when I was, I was in a fourth grade. They came and they handed me a little plastic flute about this big. And a piece of shit music. And, and on shit music was a wonderful song called 'Yankee doodle dandy' :-P. Not one of my favourites :-P. And they said, 'this is a, this is every good boy does fine and the spaces were face and', and I didn't even know what they were talking about :-P. And they said learn to play this song :-P. And I went home and I blew in a thing and it sounded horrible. So I didn't do it :-P. And then the day before we were supposed to be tested on it. I, I try-ded, I tried to remember the song, I went let's see it's Yankee Doodle something or other and I went (звуки игры) :-P. And I took it and I went into the class and all this kids went (звуки игры). And I went (звуки игры). And they looked at me and they said 'You are not musical', took my flute away, said I couldn't be in a band and said you'd never learn to play music :-P.

Now since then I've written an equivavelnt of over thirty-five symphonies :-P. And the musics on the you know the 'Personal Enhancement' series, and all of those hypnosis tapes. And all kinds of other things :-P. I've written a music for television commercial when I worked for ad agencies. I scored a whole symphony with orcherstra :-P.

So they weren't exactly right. But then [...] stubborn :-P. They also did something else to me. They, they took me in a art class /:-P/. I got in trouble in one class so they pulled me out of class and they said the only thing I can do was art :-P. So they stuck me in a art class because I got in a fight with a teacher, I was a bad boy :-P. And the art teacher stuck a fruit ball on a table :-P. And she said to, she said, she said everyone is going to draw a fruit ball :-P. And they handed us these... :-P :-P I don't know, they were they were colored cranes or something :-P and, and I drew something that looked like somebody sneezed color onto the paper :-P.