:P and she went that's crazy you do everything why wouldn't you be artistic I'm not, I can't I'm not artistic :P suddenly I went this sounds more like a post-hypnotic suggestion than reality :P so she bought a bunch of art supplies took me up in a room and she took pastels and said just draw :P and I looked at the paper and went .....[гримасничает] look at her and went [гримасничает] she said draw and I went [гримасничает] :P and she took the rip the stuff of the side and just took it went nyeeeeee like that and then she pull out -this can of stuff and went tssssssss:P and I went [изображает нюханье] :P suddenly I felt like drawing :P now as it turns out... then I came to London and I was I was sitting on the Thames and there were this guy sitting on the Themes :P and he was drawing the buildings on the other side and the trees and I mean it was very detailed and even the lighting was the same and the shadows and everything and I was looking at it like this :P and I said to him I said I don't get it :P how do you get the picture that across the river on the canvas :P and he looked at me his pupils dilated like every deep trance subject I ever worked with and he went I don't ... and I went Well isn't that you sitting here and he went Well it's not like that :P he said What I do is see that big hand in the sky and I went 'right I said are you on something and he went nah, not right now :P then he said the hand in the sky is got the same :P color that I have :P and he goes the way I get color is I mix together colors because it pretty simple you start with 3 colors and you mix them together and you pretty much all the others :P and unless you like me and you cheat :P cause I found ways of cheating I use my wife's make-up :P till I found out my first drawing with it cost me 775 dollars :P but the lips were perfect :P so I must state that cost me alot :P because I I had to go buy new stuff and that's when you go to the make up store and you're guy and you go in and go 'I need this but I need it slightly darker :P and they always look at you and they go no this will match your skin just fine :P and you go it's not for me and they go it's San-Francisco you don't have to worry about that :P but what happened was is that the guy described to me in detail how is the hand in the sky moves there is wire that comes out of the sky down to this hand and as this hand moves this hand matches it :P now suddenly in an instance something inside my head went uuuuuh :P it was the same expirience I had when I found out good spellers make pictures of the words :P because you know :P I tried to make pictures of the words but I make them on the back of my hand :P they called that cheating :P making pictures in your head is not cheating :P now if you gonna spell words like the word caught :P you can't sound it out :P but if you make a picture of it and you copy it down :P now I took a bunch of learning disabled children actually, I think they were teaching disabled :P that's my theory my theory is that if you don't tell people how to do something they won't know how to :P and instead of teaching them phonetics I took all the worse spellers on the fifth grade :P and I set them down and I said you know why you're here oh yeah cause we're stupid now, I said yep :P but not as stupid as me :P so since you're stupid you have to learn to cheat and not get caught :P and they looked at me and went what and I said let me show you how it's done :P so I held up the word color and I had the -cred and the o green and the l blue and the next zero oh I had something pink or something and the r was a different color :P and because you guys don't even color the same way we do :P you guys are going where is the u :P and I go it's in england [08:57]
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